Corrupt a Wish!

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Some of you are probably wondering what corrupt a wish is, so I guess I'll have to tell you. Corrupt a wish is a game where one person makes a wish, such as, "I wish I had a pony!" The next person in line has the job of, well, corrupting the wish. They will say something along the lines of, "Wish granted, but then the pony turns out to be flesh eating and it eats you and your family." Then the second person makes a wish, and so on and so forth. So, a better example of this game would be like this:

Person 1: I wish I had an amazing singing voice.
Person 2: Wish granted, but all the songs you sang actually sucked so nobody liked you. I wish I had a unicorn!
Person 3: Wish granted, but the unicorn impaled you with it's horn and then roasted you over a fire and ate you. I wish I had a pet rock.

And so on. So, I'll start!

I wish I could live in Narnia.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:20 pm

Wish granted, but the white witch turns you to stone and proceeds to smash you.

I wish I could fly.

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Wish granted, but then just when you can finally fly, dragons have been created. While you're flying, a dragon sees you and blows fire on you, because he happens to like his human meat very well done.

I wish that I could go to Warped Tour in my state a You Me At Six would miraculously be there despite the fact that they aren't coming to my state.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:21 pm

Wish granted. But YMAS is so perfect that it melts your face off and then they disappear into smoke, erased from everyone's memories.

I wish that I could live in London.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:46 pm

Wish granted, but there is a repeat of World War 2 and you get blown up in the bombing raids.

I wish that I could go to Antarctica!

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Wish granted, but then Tumblr buys Antarctica to build Tumblrland and you get kicked out.

I wish that I had more room for music on my cell phone.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:53 pm

Wish granted, but the process in getting room involves nuclear energy and you blow up.

I wish that homework didn't exist.

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Wish granted, but then the teachers make you do homework as school work and you get an f if you don't finish it.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted 8D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:14 pm

Wish granted, but you wished that your wish you just made couldn't be corrupted it won't be. But your next one will.

I wish I could discover a planet.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:09 am

Wish granted, but you will only be able to live there for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a singer

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:46 am

Wish granted, but everybody hated your songs.

I wish I could go to Paris.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:17 pm

Wish granted, but you will die from food poison.

I wish I was a bunny

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:44 am

Wish granted, but your owner's mother performs tests on you and first you start glowing in the dark, and then you die because of radiation.

I wish I had (a lot of) fancy clothes

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:30 pm

Wish granted, but all the clothes are too small.

I wish I could change into different things.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat May 26, 2012 8:28 pm

Wish granted, but you turn into a rock and someone blows you up.

I wish that I could have a penguin.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:17 am

Wish granted, but it turned out it the penguin eats human flesh and it ate you.

I wish I could teleport places.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:07 pm

Wish granted, but you accidentally teleported to a parallel universe and was stuck there for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:29 pm

Wish granted, but a wizard came and turned all the money into pirhanas and they ate you.
I wish I lived in Terabithia.